Ben Lepore is the founder of Twinkie's® Gate. He is not only the president, but also a member. He has returned from his summer journey to find the 'Big Twinkie in the Sky'. This turned out to be a huge success. Through regular communication with The Big Guy, he has deepened their already close relationship. In fact, if you would like to learn how to become one with "The Big Twinkie® in the Sky," email The Twinkster and he would be more than happy to enlighten you on his discovery of truths.
Nicole Adams is the second person installed as a Twinkie®. Don't even think of messing with her or you'll have some major problems on your hands. One, two, three,...(deep breath)!
Kristen Steiner. What is there to say? She's just plain awesome! Just don't mention chicken or shrimp around her or she'll beat you senseless!
Jason Maust is a true Twinkie® patriot. He possesses great leadership skills combined with respect for fellow Twinkies®. In addition to this, he has actually conversed with the 'Big Twinkie® in the Sky'! What a thrill!
Sara doesn't have a last name. At least, she hasn't told me yet. I think she might have eaten it. Sara is our security guard here. You try to mess with a member, and she'll be all over your butt. She's awesome. And her page has "News of the Weird" on it! How much more can you ask?!
Rob Plaster is a former neighbor of "The Twinkster". Rob is a very unique person. If you like ska, he's the guy to talk to. Especially Christian ska.
Scott Randolph needs no introduction. He has been a friend and Twinkie® supporter for many months now. But don't even think about it, girls. He already has a cyber-girl.
Tamra Rodgers has been Twinkiesque since the very first day she breathed life on this earth. Her steadfast love and compassion for others, combined with her enthusiastic, cheerful personality makes her a model for all Twinkdom.
Brian Smith is the official secret-undercover-stealth-covert action coordinator. Watch out America, 'cause here come the Twinkies®!
Jason Dearborn is a unique guy. But everyone calls him "chobe" (pronounced chobee). His name comes from the fact that he lives in Okeechobee, Florida. I have been told that he once got caught chain-smoking licorice whips.
Ruth Foster is highly intelligent. Every once in a while she may put up a facade of confusion, but don't be fooled. She's actually processing every comment made and devising a scheme to use each conversation for the promotion of Twinkies® worldwide!
Suzanne Rode gives everyone a great day! She takes the worst things in life and MINDLESSLY RANTS about them, thereby allowing everyone else to realize that they don't have it so bad. And she can do this without letting it have a long-term effect on her! Amazing, simply amazing!
Paula Rodgers is the Mack. I mean Mac. If there's a problem with a Macintosh computer, she knows what to do. All of the Twinkie's® Gate members are happy for her having found her inner peace.
Ken Thompson is a faithful lover of the Twinkie®. He fell in love with them as a small child. Ever since then he has had a fetish with Twinkies®. He is even engaged to one of the current members. Woo-Hoo!
Tiffany Trout is ready to come out of the Twinkie® Closet. Watch out, guys. Traditionally, those who meet her spend the rest of their lives trying to share their Twinkies® with her.
Jenn Case is the sweetheart Twinkie®. In fact, if anyone needs someone to listen, she's the one. Jenn has a neat way of sincerely listening and giving true advice. She's a true friend. And don't even think about trying to leave without getting hugged by her. It's just not going to happen!
Rachel Rendall has been called a rock. Now this is an excellent qualification. In addition to this, all throughout her life she has felt rejected by food. She has a wonderful devotion to the Twinkie® cause. We are more than happy to have her on our side, no matter what the other foods feel about her. Twinkies® reign supreme!
Lamar Peugh is a true 'Twink d'amour' His favorite hobby is chasing all the female Twinkies®. Yet try as he may, they simply don't see his inner beauty. But does he give up? Never! He loves the ones that play hard-to-get.
Ben Keebler will also have a profile posted here shortly.
Tiffany is a devout Twinkie® lover. I have been informed that she spends many sleepless nights dreaming of the delicious Hostess® snack. What a Sweeti! hehe.
Megan Williams
Melanie Harper
Jessica King
Steve Babinski
Erin
Kara Zylstra
Aimee Wilson
Christina Hopper is so RAS! And what an awesome voice!!!! One serenade from her and you will be immediately taken to an entirely new level of enlightenment, oh donchya know now!. Purrrrrrr!!!! hehe.
Grace Chan
Sarah
Courtney LaPrairie
Katherin Hewitt
Mary Dyczko
Lynda Hicks
Jamie Bakken
Jason Humiston
John Taylor
Dan Ropte
Ben Stacy
If you'd like to join us, please fill out the "Official Online Twinkie® Application"
"The Twinkster"